(Spongebob is setting up a TV set while talking to a Science Teacher)

Spongebob: So do you think you have the book smarts for science.

Teacher: Why certainly because I have learned (lifts a science book) everything to know about science (throws science book which lands on Nat Peterson)

Spongebob: Okay, ACTION! (turns all equipment on)

Spongebob: (to camera) Hello citizens of the see, Welcome to the Geniuspants Show, with your host, me, Spongebob Geniuspants and........ (Scene cuts to Squidward's house)

Squidward: What the barnicles is Spongebob doing now. I should just go ever there and stop it all now! (Scene cuts back to Spongebob's lab)

Teacher: (at least a half an hour later) Ok folks it looks like we are out of time so goodbye, and good ridence. (camera cuts off)

Spongebob: (looking at the ratings) Whoa, the ratings are flying (Patick enters the lab)

Patrick: Whoa, what is that.

Teacher: That is my taco, why?

Patrick: I want it. (Patrick puts the Teacher's whole body in his mouth)

Spongebob: Patrick, spit him out this instant! (Patrick spits the teacher out who runs away) Wait! Come back! PATRICK! (Patrick runs back home)

Spongebob (thought): Now how will I get a new assistant. (thinks a moment) I got it, I will force Squiward to be my assisstant.

Spongebob: (Calls Squidward who answers) Hello Squidy, I want you to be my assisstent for my TV show, the Geniuspants Show.

Squidward: Well Spongebob, I am not helping you, because I have no interest in science and even if I did, I will never join your show!

Spongebob: Well I decided you are helping me whether you like it or not. (hangs up and drags Squidward back to his lab)

Squidward: Why should I..? (Spongebob comes to Squidward)

Spongebob: Okay, ACTION!

Squidward: Spongebob, I didn't...

Spongebob: (to camera) Hello citizens of the see again. It's a special to meet you with my new assistant, Squidward. (points cameras to Squidward)

Squidward: I hate you, goodbye! (Walks away from the house. Then returns) This is my home! (expels others)

Spongebob: (to camera) Well, I think that's it for now. (looks at ratings) Alright we're doomed! At least, there's nobody to blame, right? (Patrick walks along) PAATRIICK!!


First part writen by: Bigman602
Second part writen by: JellyfishJam38
Third part writen by: SpongeWriter123